The parents prayer
The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
far more awful than your own.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child
She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
Past short ones
Technical job title for Mother
The children's Bill of Rights
Mom has mellowed over the years
Things I've learned from Mom
Modern bedtime story 12kb
If Dads raised the kids 23kb
Mom puts the kids back to bed
Two explorers meet in the jungle
Mom wakes up her son
A math poem for Dad
Take a virtual vacation 26kb
The real cost of raising kids
Rules about kids for parents
She is in her first trimester
A suitor asks Dad's permission
Excerps from Mom's dictionary
Toy and Dairy companies join forces
The new Dad feeds his baby
Glossary of kids' kitchen terms
A few thoughts about kids
A guy always brags about his kids
Signs that you are a new Dad
A woman asks for a specific waitress
Wisdom from a Mother's dictionary
More truths about being a parent
Kid needs a tee shirt for class
Things you'll never hear Dad say
Why Mom dresed us alike
A little boy gets a haircut
Parents are hostages to sitters
Mom's drive is peaceful for a change
A son calls to say he's OK
How to keep your sheets
Dad passes out from shock
Some truths about being a parent
Dad teases Mom about chores
Choosing baby's name is difficult 21kb
Dad passes out from shock
Dad teases Mom about chores
Ever watch TV while cooking .JPG - 18kb
Kids cook Mother's day breakfast
Parent's rules for the bathroom
Where is that kid .GIF - 18kb
A guy and his wife have triplets
Dad worries about his kids name
Mom's words of warning
Hanging the laundry .JPG - 18kb
A kid drops his toothbrush in the toilet
Feel sorry for childless couples
Let me know if we're out of something
A kid wants Dad to take him to the zoo
Dad calls his kid's cell phone
Mom's rules for laundry
A woman brings in her new baby
You know you're a Mom when 2...
Kids can ask some tough questions
You know you're a Mom when ...
How to identify the average parent
Mom is tired of snow days
A woman asks a shrink about kids
Two Dads talk about child punishments
Some house rules for your kids
A father and daughter hear dishes break
Mom messes up the birthday invitations
A little boy is caught swearing
A boy asks why his apple changed color
The coach explains about team spirit
A little boy breaks a vase
Before and after children
A man and his wife have twins
A boy asks his Father questions
A couple and their kids wait in line
A girl needs help on 70's rock bands
Dad takes his kid to the swings .JPG - 15kb
Wisdom for parents on their first kid
Mom drags her kids through military customs