Jokes About Parents

Mom and Dad have their moments too!


The parents prayer


The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
far more awful than your own.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child
She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys


Past short ones


Link Icon Technical job title for Mother
Link Icon The children's Bill of Rights
Link Icon Mom has mellowed over the years
Link Icon Things I've learned from Mom
Link Icon Modern bedtime story 12kb
Link Icon If Dads raised the kids 23kb
Link Icon Mom puts the kids back to bed
Link Icon Two explorers meet in the jungle
Link Icon Mom wakes up her son
Link Icon A math poem for Dad
Link Icon Take a virtual vacation 26kb
Link Icon The real cost of raising kids
Link Icon Rules about kids for parents
Link Icon She is in her first trimester
Link Icon A suitor asks Dad's permission
Link Icon Excerps from Mom's dictionary
Link Icon Toy and Dairy companies join forces
Link Icon The new Dad feeds his baby
Link Icon Glossary of kids' kitchen terms
Link Icon A few thoughts about kids
Link Icon A guy always brags about his kids
Link Icon Signs that you are a new Dad
Link Icon A woman asks for a specific waitress
Link Icon Wisdom from a Mother's dictionary
Link Icon More truths about being a parent
Link Icon Kid needs a tee shirt for class
Link Icon Things you'll never hear Dad say
Link Icon Why Mom dresed us alike
Link Icon A little boy gets a haircut
Link Icon Parents are hostages to sitters
Link Icon Mom's drive is peaceful for a change
Link Icon A son calls to say he's OK
Link Icon How to keep your sheets
Link Icon Dad passes out from shock
Link Icon Some truths about being a parent
Link Icon Dad teases Mom about chores
Link Icon Choosing baby's name is difficult 21kb
Link Icon Dad passes out from shock
Link Icon Dad teases Mom about chores
Link Icon Ever watch TV while cooking .JPG - 18kb
Link Icon Kids cook Mother's day breakfast
Link Icon Parent's rules for the bathroom
Link Icon Where is that kid .GIF - 18kb
Link Icon A guy and his wife have triplets
Link Icon Dad worries about his kids name
Link Icon Mom's words of warning
Link Icon Hanging the laundry .JPG - 18kb
Link Icon A kid drops his toothbrush in the toilet
Link Icon Feel sorry for childless couples
Link Icon Let me know if we're out of something
Link Icon A kid wants Dad to take him to the zoo
Link Icon Dad calls his kid's cell phone
Link Icon Mom's rules for laundry
Link Icon A woman brings in her new baby
Link Icon You know you're a Mom when 2...
Link Icon Kids can ask some tough questions
Link Icon You know you're a Mom when ...
Link Icon How to identify the average parent
Link Icon Mom is tired of snow days
Link Icon A woman asks a shrink about kids
Link Icon Two Dads talk about child punishments
Link Icon Some house rules for your kids
Link Icon A father and daughter hear dishes break
Link Icon Mom messes up the birthday invitations
Link Icon A little boy is caught swearing
Link Icon A boy asks why his apple changed color
Link Icon The coach explains about team spirit
Link Icon A little boy breaks a vase
Link Icon Before and after children
Link Icon A man and his wife have twins
Link Icon A boy asks his Father questions
Link Icon A couple and their kids wait in line
Link Icon A girl needs help on 70's rock bands
Link Icon Dad takes his kid to the swings .JPG - 15kb
Link Icon Wisdom for parents on their first kid
Link Icon Mom drags her kids through military customs