The kindergarten teacher was meeting her students coming into the classroom. As the first little boy came to the door, the teacher greeted him by saying, "Good morning, Jimmy. What did you have for breakfast this morning?"

"I et two eggs, Miss Law." answered Little Jimmy.

"Don't you mean ate, Jimmy?" corrected his teacher.

"Well now, Miss Law, you ain't never done learned me to count none too good, so maybe it was eight that I et."